The Flotater
Snorkel Vest comes in 2 sizes–– Adults and Kids. This quasi-inflationary device now allows the intrepid nay-sayer to shut up and get wet with more comfort, i.e., security, i.e. insulation from the downward whorl, the deep and merciless suck of the wild, ravaging sea that, given a ghost of a chance will drown you in a microquark, and you know it. I.e., it's not a lifejacket, but it floats, but not like a cork, but it won't let you sink either. I.e., inflate to taste and snorkel at your own level.

Now in Aqua Blue, Purple Haze, Electric Chartreuse and Candy Apple Pink as it Gets, the Flotater is for you who don't want a lifejacket, but don't want none too. 2 straps hug you snug, 1 around your waist, the other through the gap and on up to an easy click at the sternum. 1-way inflation with quick release and easy blow-off are designed for complete mobility, face-down comfort and peace of mind. Adult and Kids––$65.