And
another word about children:
HARKEN!
I,
Snorkel Bob, inform you for the future of humanity in its subaqueous
quest that:
A.)
A child's mask is not like a child's shoes or shirts or trousers that
the child will outgrow in six months so you might as well buy junk.
B.)
A human head changes size less than 4% from birth to age 12, meaning:
C.)
The mask you buy in late infancy will fit right up to drugs, grand
theft auto and teen pregnancy and
D.)
Those problems associated with the troubling years of sexual identity,
zits, dates, grades and self-esteem can be PREVENTED by a mask with
no leaks, snuks, dry rot, face squeeze and the rest.
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