The MOFLO™
FRESH AIR SNORKEL

Cures Snoring!*
Enhances Potency!**
Grows Hair!***

For the first time ever, I, Snorkel Bob, present Fresh Air Snorkeling. The MOFLO Snorkel (patent pending) succeeds where dozens failed in recent decades.
Here's how it works––As you must know by now, the exchange of carbon dioxide (exhale) for oxygen (inhale) occurs in billions of cells called alveoli. These cells reside in the bronchial tubes and lungs, but not in the 4-6 inches from the trachea to the mouth hole––the stretch known as dead air space.
A primitive snorkel triples dead air space and results in rebreathing the same air, which is worse than wearing the same sox or not changing your underwear. Snorkelers can experience burning lungs and in time a heavy heart.
Now comes The MOFLO by me, Snorkel Bob, with fresh air on every breath. Thanks to Jarvic VII-style aortic valvulation and demarcation between in and out more tangible than that between church and state, I, Snorkel Bob, have once again CHANGED THE WORLD!
Because original ideas in Snorkeling come to me, Snorkel Bob. The MOFLO is $39

* In laboratory rats.
**A happy snorkeler is often ready to mate.
***Simply rinse your MOFLO in a weak bleach solution.


Standard Snorkel:
Standard SnorkelThe Snorkel Bob standard snorkel is a J-shaped tube for sucking air while staring at fish. This is the best basic snorkel I, Snorkel Bob, have found. Blue, Black, Yellow, Pink, Clear. $16.

 

Kid's Snorkels: The junior has a narrow-bore tube with small mouthpiece and comes in Trans. Blue, Neon Yellow & Pink & Black.
$10 Standard.
$15 Self Draining w/Purge.








 

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