
The
MOFLO
FRESH AIR SNORKEL
Cures
Snoring!*
Enhances
Potency!**
Grows Hair!***
For
the first time ever, I, Snorkel Bob, present Fresh Air Snorkeling. The
MOFLO Snorkel (patent pending) succeeds where
dozens failed in recent decades.
Here's
how it worksAs you must know by now, the exchange of carbon
dioxide (exhale) for oxygen (inhale) occurs in billions of cells called
alveoli. These cells reside in the bronchial tubes and lungs, but not
in the 4-6 inches from the trachea to the mouth holethe stretch
known as dead air space.
A
primitive snorkel triples dead air space and results in rebreathing the
same air, which is worse than wearing the same sox or not changing your
underwear. Snorkelers can experience burning lungs and in time a heavy
heart.
Now
comes The MOFLO by me,
Snorkel Bob, with fresh air on every breath. Thanks to Jarvic VII-style
aortic valvulation and demarcation between in and out more tangible than
that between church and state, I, Snorkel Bob, have once again CHANGED
THE WORLD!
Because
original ideas in Snorkeling come to me, Snorkel Bob. The MOFLO
is $39
*
In laboratory rats.
**A happy snorkeler is often ready to mate.
***Simply rinse your MOFLO in a weak bleach
solution.
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Standard
Snorkel:
The
Snorkel Bob standard snorkel is a J-shaped tube for sucking air while
staring at fish. This is the best basic snorkel I, Snorkel Bob, have found.
Blue, Black, Yellow, Pink, Clear. $16.
Kid's
Snorkels: The junior has
a narrow-bore tube with small mouthpiece and comes in Trans. Blue, Neon
Yellow & Pink & Black.
$10 Standard.
$15 Self Draining w/Purge.
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