"SEE!...the world's smallest nearly microscopic fins--the pair actuallyworn in a Major Motion Picture by a tiny Hollywood Star. SEE!...all the awards and trophies won by me, Snorkel Bob, down through the years and SEE!...anthropological wonders of snorkeling, discovered only recently in deep cracks hitherto unknown, yet in close proximity to the Dead Sea Scrolls. SEE!...modern proof that YES! We descend from a long line of snorkelers, who walked out of the muck, but only so it could settle, enhancing visibility, so we could walk back into it and snorkel. SEE!...genuine artifacts of World Snorkel History and Monumental Trivialities recounting the evolution of snorkeling and the development of me, Snorkel Bob. SEE!...antique snorkel gear of the ages," Snorkel Bob went on and on.

    "Bigger than Rock City is what this is! Why, this Snorkelonian Museum may give the leadersof the 21st Century, who are the boys and girls of today, new perspective, new insight, greater value for what tomorrow needs!"