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No-Fog Goop
This digital, hi-tech, space age sauce comes in a plastic carafe with the personal
and highly private name of Me, Snorkel Bob, heat-emblazoned on the frontis piece.
Look sharp. Be sharp. These pasteurized fatty enzymes will prevent foggage on
the interior surface of snorkeling masque lense pieces, heretofore and forever
more or an hour, whichever comes first--$3.50 Cheap.
Snorkel Bob Cares
SPF 20 Sunscreen
at $7.50 is less than cab fare to the skin doctor. And broad spectrum protects
from the entire UV attack. Paba-free means no little red bumps like in Junior
High. Waterproof, this stuff, but only for 2 hours, so no need for steel wool
to get it off in the shower before dinner. Greaseless too, and you won't smell
like a fruit smoothie.
(So Matt Roving asks, "Gee, Snorkel Bob. You use to steel wool
to get it off in the shower?" Pshaw! What's a Snorkel Executive to do?)
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