“With
no age limits on snorkeling, you get Trade-In Privileges for
Life! Now my, 
Snorkel
Bob’s, Compleat Kid System gives you a Snorkel Bob Brand mask (Rx
lenses optional), a Bubba dry snorkel with an angled, orthodontic mouthpiece,
fins, a membership card good at border crossings around the world, a
gear bag, some toy fish or a T-shirt AND 1/2-PRICE TRADE-IN FOR LIFE!
Kids need trade-in
when they outgrow a mask, snorkel or fins. You bigg’uns can trade
to a MOFLO Fresh-Air snorkel for a taste of springtime on every
breath, and I ain’t talking menthol. Or MOFLEX fins, for the thrust,
torque, bhp, separation, lift & spread you crave. The Card gets
you, your family & friends (YES!) Frequent Snorkeler Discounts—$5/head
off adventures & 15% off ALL STUFF at any Snorkel Bob’s or
at snorkelbob.com. The CKS lets you SNORKEL FOR LIFE! It’s
big, bold & aggressive. Oh, yeah, & YOU GET THE COMPLEAT KID
VIDEO(a snorkel epic) IN THE SAME DEAL! The Compleat Kid System is
$78 for kids, $138 for adults, and (YES, he said YES, again YES!) weekly
tariff still accrues to fee simple ownership of a la carte snorkel gear.
How do I do it? I, Snorkel Bob, can hardly believe it myself!
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Your
C.K.S. Privileges:
FREQUENT SNORKELER
DISCOUNTS entitle members to 15% off all stuff & $5 off per head
on adventures booked at any Snorkel Bob’s in Hawaii or at snorkelbob.com.
NOTE: Rule 6 preempts this discount on additional CKS memberships or
other SB specials, already like dirt; they’re so cheap.
TRADE-IN PRIVILEGES
FOR LIFE shall grant members 1/2 price on new Snorkel Bob Brand masks,
fins and snorkels plus S&H. TRADE-IN may occur once every 6
months & requires returned gear in good working order with original
receipt for approval by me, Snorkel Bob. Frequent Snorkeler Discounts
& Trade-In Privileges expire when you do.
Call TOLL FREE
800-262-7725 for instructions on upgrading to the next level. You must
send in your trade-in S.B. Brand Product(s) w/copy of original receipt
for approval by our snorkel consultants. Upon approval and payment we
will send your NEW S.B. Brand Product upgrades.
*Rule
6: Wusses, whiners and groaners need not apply. Persons suspected
of exploiting this amazing offer to unfair advantage will suffer exposure
to my, Snorkel Bob’s, now-famous Shark-Frenzy Impersonation. Have
a nice day. I mean really.
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