Snorkel Bob’s Compleat Reef System (CRS) gives you a Snorkel Bob Brand mask (Rx lenses available), a Bubba dry snorkel with Comfort Grip mouthpiece, fins, a gear bag, a Snorkel Video, a Snorkel Bob Reality Guide to Hawaii or T-shirt AND 1/2-PRICE TRADE-IN FOR LIFE! Kids need trade-in when they outgrow a mask, snorkel or fins. You bigg’uns can trade to a MOFLO Fresh-Air snorkel for a taste of springtime on every breath—or MOFLEX fins, for the thrust, torque, separation, lift & spread you crave.

   The Compleat Reef System gets you Frequent Snorkeler Discounts—$5/head off adventures & 15% off ALL STUFF at any Snorkel Bob’s or at snorkelbob.com. The CRS lets you SNORKEL FOR LIFE (!), and you get the Compleat Reef Video (a snorkel epic) in the same deal. The CRS is $78 for kids, $138 for adults.

   And yes, if you’re in Hawaii, weekly tariff accrues to fee simple ownership of à la carte snorkel gear. How do I do it? I, Snorkel Bob, can hardly believe it myself!

   NOTE: Rule 6* prohibits this discount from applying to additional CRS memberships or other SB specials, already like dirt; they’re so cheap. TRADE-IN PRIVILEGES FOR LIFE shall grant members 1/2 price on new Snorkel Bob Brand masks, fins and snorkels plus S&H.

   TRADE-IN may occur once every 6 months & requires returned gear in good working order. Frequent Snorkeler Discounts & Trade-In Privileges expire when you do.

   Snorkel Bob snorkel consultants must assess your trade-in S.B. Brand Product(s) for good working order.

*Rule 6: Wusses, whiners and groaners need not apply. Persons suspected of exploiting this amazing offer to unfair advantage will suffer exposure to my, Snorkel Bob’s, now-famous Shark-Frenzy Impersonation. Have a nice day. I mean really.