“With no age limits on snorkeling, you get Trade-In Privileges for Life! Now my, Snorkel Bob’s, Compleat Kid System gives you a Snorkel Bob Brand mask (Rx lenses optional), a Bubba dry snorkel with an angled, orthodontic mouthpiece, fins, a membership card good at border crossings around the world, a gear bag, some toy fish or a T-shirt AND 1/2-PRICE TRADE-IN FOR LIFE! Kids need trade-in when they outgrow a mask, snorkel or fins. You bigg’uns can trade to a MOFLO Fresh-Air snorkel for a taste of springtime on every breath, and I ain’t talking menthol. Or MOFLEX fins, for the thrust, torque, bhp, separation, lift & spread you crave. The Card gets you, your family & friends (YES!) Frequent Snorkeler Discounts—$5/head off adventures & 15% off ALL STUFF at any Snorkel Bob’s or at snorkelbob.com. The CKS lets you SNORKEL FOR LIFE! It’s big, bold & aggressive. Oh, yeah, & YOU GET THE COMPLEAT KID VIDEO(a snorkel epic) IN THE SAME DEAL! The Compleat Kid System is $78 for kids, $138 for adults, and (YES, he said YES, again YES!) weekly tariff still accrues to fee simple ownership of a la carte snorkel gear. How do I do it? I, Snorkel Bob, can hardly believe it myself!

Your C.K.S. Privileges: FREQUENT SNORKELER DISCOUNTS entitle members to 15% off all stuff & $5 off per head on adventures booked at any Snorkel Bob’s in Hawaii or at snorkelbob.com.

NOTE: Rule 6 preempts this discount on additional CKS memberships or other SB specials, already like dirt; they’re so cheap. TRADE-IN PRIVILEGES FOR LIFE shall grant members 1/2 price on new Snorkel Bob Brand masks, fins and snorkels plus S&H.

TRADE-IN may occur once every 6 months & requires returned gear in good working order with original receipt for approval by me, Snorkel Bob. Frequent Snorkeler Discounts & Trade-In Privileges expire when you do.

Call TOLL FREE 800-262-7725 for instructions on upgrading to the next level. You must send in your trade-in S.B. Brand Product(s) w/copy of original receipt for approval by our snorkel consultants. Upon approval and payment we will send your NEW S.B. Brand Product upgrades.

*Rule 6: Wusses, whiners and groaners need not apply. Persons suspected of exploiting this amazing offer to unfair advantage will suffer exposure to my, Snorkel Bob’s, now-famous Shark-Frenzy Impersonation. Have a nice day. I mean really.