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I, Snorkel Bob, present
the best snorkel/dive gear in the world, bar none, and will warrant it for
2 years (save your receipt). These masks, fins and snorkels come from decades
of testing in the largest research facility on Planet E. YES! Serving 2
million snorkelers through the 80's and 90's and now the 00's makes me,
Snorkel Bob, different from the shirts in Chicago, LA
or Tokyo, with their 14 floors, receptionists, secretaries, water coolers,
coffee makers and don't forget the dictation. It's a dozen stressed engineers
who last saw 8 hours of sunshine in grad school, now testing theory in a
swimming pool. I, Snorkel Bob, know what's best by listening to you who
want to breathe easy in the fluid dream.
At 2 feet or 200, the SEAMO™,
the SEAMO BETTA™
and the Li'l Mo Betta™
top the bell curve on my, Snorkel Bob's, modality graphs. With low volume,
light weight, high strength and optimal performance, I, SB, suffer unlubricated
commerce with the so-called major manufacturers no mo. Some of their products
are good, but NOWHERE WILL YOU FIND MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK THAN RIGHT HERE!
THESE MASKS WILL OUTLIVE YOU, EVEN IF YOU DON'T DROWN!The SWIMFAST™
Fins are simply the best looking, best performing snorkel fins I,
Snorkel Bob, have yet seen. And the patented MOFLO™
 Snorkel
feels like breathing through sunrise in a forest compared to the stuffy
auditorium available through any other snorkel in the world. I, Snorkel
Bob, have no 2nd floor, no receptionist, no watercooler no secretary and
no dictation. It's only her, Catfish, and me, Snorkel Bob, getting it right
with real value for you.
NOTE: You will find name brands for sale at discount stores as cheap
as dirt, but (oy vay) what garbage. Go to the top drawer on any brand, and
you will see pricing 20% higher than from me, SB, and for what? Tribute
is what for. Phooey, say I, SB. But enough of the nay say. Here is THE BEST.
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