Product Reviews by me, Snorkel Bob

But First, A Word on Quality:

I, Snorkel Bob, am known for the best diving equipment in the world.
Many brands known for quality have taken advantage of their name recognition by producing low-end products for discount store sale. You'll see these brands at your local warehouse outlet, but these products are not the high-end. They can't sell the high end at these prices.
Other good brands avoid the warehouse outlets, but fail to meet the demands of thousands of tourists weekly. That is, their equipment failed for me, SB, to stay in bidness in Hawaii without screwing the pooch all afternoon on returns, refunds and exchanges.
Most brands have responded to new times with new colors and new shapes, but alas, not with new performance.
After years of research and mucho moolah in capital expenditure, I, SB, am pleased to announce an end to co-dependency on the reef. In a nutshell:
The mainstay mask of all Snorkel Bob operations is the SEAMO™, a strong, single-lens mask with a compression subframe and a rounded nose bridge that won't leak like a 90º angle will. The SEAMO™ looks good, feels good and performs well. Our rigorous Hawaii program tells the tale. After years of trouble-free service, I, SB, developed the SEAMO BETTA™, a 2-lens version that takes Rx corrective lenses. Then came the LI'L MO BETTA™ for junior barracudas, the MIDMO™, mid-size mask for mid size faces, SUMO™, the big view mask, the MOFLO™ Snorkel for dry snorkeling with fresh air on every breath and all the rest.
We propel this grand ensemble with MOFLEX™ FINS. More than any other component, fins can fool you. MOFLEX look great, feel great, and once in the water, you will see that they perform with ease. Oo la la Curvature (OllC) yields a stroke that will not break the surface for that embarrassing, troublesome slap most often employed by scared beavers. And Ultra Flex Engineering (UfE) yields maximum torque, thrust, BHP, separation, lift and spread with minimum umph. And don't forget the Straight Arrow Tracking (SAT), resulting from lateral guide rails leading to in-line trim tabs. With MOFLEX™ you get it all for hardly more than chump change.
Serendipity! You're on the threshold of the most durable, best performing and LOWEST PRICED SNORKEL & DIVE GEAR IN THE WORLD! I, SB, work the keyboard and phone in an office over the garage with a handful of stalwart logisticians for a 30% savings to you off the top, and that's just the dollars. This kind of quality will not be matched.